Stolen Wisdom.

In the words of others.......

Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly,,,,,,,
and both for the same reason.

Only two things are infinite,
human stupidity and the universe.
But there's still some doubt about the universe.

Measure twice, cut once.
Drink twice, don't cut.

If it ain't broke,
Fix it until it is.

The problem with youth,
It's frequently wasted on the young.

Don't play dumb with me,
you just might find you’ll win.

The not so humble camel,

Nothing but a horse designed by a committee.

I saw a car hurtle past erratically  the other day,
The sticker on the back proclaimed............ "I'm a vet, I drive like an animal."
Mulling this over, I came to realise the road is full of gynaenocologists.